One 3 year old male child. He's very cute and potty trained. This three year old loves affection and is very creative in his play and speech. He also has great hair. He lives for clean houses in which to destroy. If you have a back yard with lots of dirt, that would be preferred. I must warn you: You should live outside city limits without noise ordinances. Alerting CPS of his screaming fits might save them a few trips when the neighbors grow
concerned. Some hearing loss might occur to those around him. When provoked he will throw his shoes at the back of your head in the car with remarkable aim. He demands attention, lots of attention, along with
Aquaphor by the case. Interests include cats, lizards, slugs,
Lego's, and worms. You should be willing to adapt your schedule around all his needs and tiptoeing around potential meltdowns will be a learned trait.
I will also include several hundred dollars worth of parenting books for no extra charge. They aren't helpful, but make you look really smart in a library. Included is a picture that makes him worth all the effort:
*you must return him after 3 days to his mama who can't live without him. She just needs a break.
5 comments:
How about an exchange?
I'm willing to trade one 4 year old girl who's primary language is whine.
She doesn't stop talking, ever, and is mean to anyone under age 3 (specifically siblings). She hasn't napped in 2 years and speaks baby talk when in public. 3 days seems about right.
;)Jen, lean on God to give you the patience and strength to be Brad's mama. I know how hard it is, but I know you can do it!
I'll take him! Three days may be all I can handle as a subsitute parent, so it sounds like a good plan to me :)
GeGe would take him...he is such a cutie...any more news on the snake eyes, leg, face, tounge, sandwich story they were telling me the other day
I'll take him. Allie would love to have another 3 year old in the house so she could out number Kaitlyn.
He's cute! I'll take him and trade you a two year old:-)
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